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From YouTube: 2023 Chandler State of the City | Ostrich World

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Two agents teleport Mayor Kevin Hartke 103 years into the future to see what Chandler becomes if he makes his anticipated announcement during the 2023 Chandler State of the City address.

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Tonight, I want to unveil the future of Chandler a project so exciting, so outside of the block box, but so perfectly Chandler. It's with great pride and and pleasure.

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That what are you doing? I'm.

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Giving my statement- man, we gotta, move quickly, come on.

C

Stop the shenanigans.

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All right put them in the car.

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Sorry about that I know this is urgent, but I told him to take it easy.

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You may want to buckle up.

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What just happened.

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This is the future. The year is 21 26.. We just shot forward about 103 years.

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How how I didn't know if Flex could do that.

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You can't, let me buy a drink and I'll, explain everything.

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Oh wow. Thank you.

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Greetings mayor.

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There's a problem in the future problem that stems back to the announcement that you were about to make. We pinpointed this catastrophic chain of events back to this state of the city event.

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Welcome back to Chandler now coming up on our show. Today, Newtown Chandler celebrates its 50th anniversary.

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The Chandler water tower gets a new facelift.

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Chandler Sky Harbor completes its historic expansion.

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And the Chandler ostriches move into their new home.

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We're really proud of that one. You know they won the Super Bowl last year. Oh.

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My it's a big problem, Chandler's taking over everything. Oh the expansion.

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That's not the problem mayor you're, seeing Chandler how it is today perfect in every way.

C

I had to bring you into the future, so you can see what's about to happen mayor by this time tomorrow. Much of what we now have will be destroyed. We had to stop you from making this announcement at the 2023 state of the.

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City, there must be some kind of mistake. You can't mean ostrich town at Tumbleweed Ranch, it's just a sanctuary for a couple of ostriches ostrich.

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Town doesn't exist there anymore, neither does Tumbleweed Park. What's her now is far worse, it's dangerous to travel to that part of the city, but under these circumstances we must take the risk. You need to know what we're dealing with here.

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Approaching ostrich World outer gate, do we have a visual.

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The cure for a short stop, but make it fast.

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Ostrich World you've got to be kidding me.

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Can I get approximate coordinates here.

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Push the button on the side.

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Welcome to ostrich world, where Tech finds a way ostrich world is known as the Undisputed Amusement capital of the world, featuring a record 500 genetically engineered ostrich Birds here at ostrich world. The best scientists in the world.

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You, the largest Birds on the planet, bigger popcorn, bigger, icies, bigger ostriches after the realization that the ostriches were too small for the Public's enjoyment. Scientists decided to enhance these.

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Majestic Birds to a larger.

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Than life-size wait.

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Just because they could, it doesn't mean they should.

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Everybody knows that new.

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This season come and witness our largest ostrich, yet.

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Really approaching front gate, I repeat many approachings.

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Just keep quiet. How did this happen? How.

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Did they get out of the park.

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Where Tech finds a way.

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The Minis are headed into the city. This is where it gets really bad.

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You need to get out of there now.

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What do you mean.

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That's our cue time to go.

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Wait wait we can't let this destroy the city.

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What are you doing, I'm getting its attention.

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It's working, let's go.

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He's right behind us.

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The crisis is averted: she's headed towards Tucson, yeah yeah. Let's get you back.

A

I, don't know how to describe that. That was just insane. You would never believe this I did score. Some swag, though.

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Well, there's been a bit of a change and I. Don't think that the big announcement that I was gonna make that we're going to make, but I do hope to see each and every one of you at our ostrich festival at Tumbleweed Park just next month.

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