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From YouTube: Rotary Club Installation of Officers 2022
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City of Chelsea
C
C
D
A
F
F
F
And
fondly
of
my
days
in
the
Chelsea
Rotary
Club,
but
I
wanted
to
take
this
opportunity
to
offer
a
few
words
of
Remembrance
in
honor
of
our
late
president
Daniel
pranka
Dan
passed
away
on
December,
8,
2021
I
know.
All
of
us
were
deeply
saddened
by
his
death
and
I'm
sure
he
continues
to
hold
a
special
place
in
our
hearts
and
memories.
F
To
know,
Dan
was
to
love
him.
He
was
a
kind
and
gentle
man
who
gave
of
himself
to
who
gave
of
himself
to
everyone
and
expected
nothing
in
return.
He
also
ran
a
pretty
good
football
pool.
Just
a
second
Dan
was
the
embodiment
of
service
above
self.
It
was
not
a
reference
point
for
him
or
a
goal
to
strive
for,
but
rather
it
was
the
way
he
lived
his
life.
F
The
world
we
live
in
today
could
be
a
much
better
place
tomorrow.
If
more
people
chose
to
live
their
lives
like
Daniel,
pranka
Dan,
we
shall
never
forget
your
kindness
and
the
joy
you
spread
to
all
of
those
to
all
those
you
encountered.
You
showed
us
the
way
and
now
we
will
carry
on
in
your
memory.
May
you
rest
in
peace
and
if
you
all
just
join
me
now
for
a
moment
of
Silence
of
Silent
reflection,.
B
In
rotary,
a
big
thing
has
always
been,
although
the
international
has
relaxed
a
little
bit,
but
it's
always
been
about
the
attendance
years
ago,
when
it
was
a
requirement
that
you
had
to
make
up
16
you
had
to
make
sixty
percent
of
the
meetings
and
be
there
60
of
the
time,
and
a
lot
of
people
really
adhere
to
that,
and
you
don't
only
have
to
attend
your
own
club.
You
could
attend
a
rotary
club
anywhere
in
the
world
and
when
you
do
they
give
you
a
postcard,
you
bring
it
back.
I
B
Do
have
some
of
our
own
rotarians,
who
have
been
doing
an
excellent
job,
keeping
their
attendance
up
and
I
would
like
to
call
upon
them
to
come
up
and
receive
their
their
pins
and
again
in
the
essence
of
time.
I
will
call
the
names
and,
as
they're
heading
up
I
will
call
the
next
one
I,
don't
see
a
superintendent
talk
to
you
beta
yeah.
Oh,
you
are
here
doctor
come
on.
G
B
B
B
A
B
B
B
B
Some
30
years
ago,
one
of
our
members,
the
lake
Elvis,
was
thinking
of
a
way
to
honor
our
own
ontarians.
As
a
rotary
club.
We
do
a
lot
for
other
people,
a
lot
of
other
organizations.
We
very
rarely
do
anything
for
ourselves,
so
we
thought
our
Alba
thought
that
a
great
way
to
do
that
was
to
every
year
honor
a
rotarian
who
follows
the
rotary
motto
service
above
self
and
to
make
sure
that
everybody
got
a
fair
and
evil
share.
B
B
Efforts-
and
you
know,
I'm
really
confident
that
I
could
stand
up
at
a
Rotary
International
meeting
which
people
are
from
all
over
the
world
and
mentioned
was
one's
name
and
he
would
get
a
louder
reception
than
he
got
here
for
all
the
work.
One
has
done
all
over
this
world.
So
one
give
us
the
honor
of
presenting
the
rotarian
of
the
erawood.
G
A
G
H
A
H
H
Time
at
Chelsea
day
this
past
week
as
an
example,
thank
you,
everyone
who
worked
hard
at
Chelsea
day
in
every
event
we
do.
You
could
see
that
the
the
touch
that
we
put
on
rotary
from
rotary
and
the
commitment
that
we
all
have
to
making
our
communities
better,
whether
they
be
here
in
Chelsea
or
overseas,
as
one
does
so
much
is-
is
recognized
and
valued.
So,
thank
you
all
for
those
from
Minnesota.
H
B
B
B
B
And
you
know,
I
had
said
earlier
that
we
we
made
history
in
one
respect
tonight,
that
we
have
the
District
Governor
that
the
outgoing
president
served
under
and
we
have
the
District
Governor
that
our
incoming
president
will
be
serving
on
their
night
and
all
my
years
in
rotary
I,
don't
remember
ever
having
both
District
Governors
here
at
the
same
time.
So
thank
you
very
much
and
the
same
thing
for
the
city
manager.
We
have
the
former
city
manager,
Joe,
foti,
AJ,
Ash
and,
and
we
have
the
current
city
manager.
B
I,
don't
know
if
anybody's
told
him
yet
Tom
the
ambrosino.
So
we
actually
have
a
couple
of
city
managers
here.
At
the
same
time,
one
of
the
highest
honors
that
anyone
can
receive
in
the
Rotary
Club
is
that
to
receive
an
award
after
the
founder
of
rotary
Paul
Harris
and
I
would
like
to
call
upon
outgoing
a
past
District
of
an
Atari
to
come
up
and
make
that
presentation.
I
But
the
Paul
Harris
fellow,
is
an
award
given
to
those
who
have
given
a
thousand
dollars,
possibly
over
several
years
to
our
foundation
or
by
a
sponsor
that
has
given
the
money
in
your
name
for
Extraordinary
services
rendered.
It
is
one
of
the
most
prestigious
Awards
in
rotary
and
thereby
named
after
the
founder
of
rotary
Paul
Harris.
I
This
can
come
as
donations
into
the
annual
fund
by
supporting
polio.
Part
of
your
donation
goes
to
creating
peace,
you're,
a
person
who
supports
clean
water
and
sanitation
where
water
is
measured
and
worth
more
than
gold.
It
makes
you
someone
who
believes
that
all
babies,
children,
your
mom,
should
have
good
medical
resources,
micro,
credit
and
equal
equal
rights.
I
I
A
J
I
A
I
So
he
says
to
me
tell
me:
what
do
you
want
and
I
say
hello:
Malibu
would
be
nice
with
Diet
Coke
and
all
the
doctors
are
drinking
Bombay,
Sapphire
gin
and
tonic
and
stuff.
So
he
comes
back
the
first
day
he
says
I'm
I
couldn't
find
Bailey's
I
couldn't
find
Malibu.
Well
Bailey's,
you
know,
take
you
know,
can
you
drink?
Bailey's
I
said
in
what
broil
do
you
compare
these
two
things
as
being
the
same
coconut
rum
and
like
an
Irish,
whiskey
kind
of
thing?
I
Fortunately,
I
have
Irish,
Italian
and
Portuguese
blood,
so
I
can
think
anything.
So
that
was
a
great
bottle
that
we
finished
and
then
he
came
on
to
the
next
thing.
The
thing
is
that
he's
adaptable
and
he
worked
as
hot
as
everyone
on
that
trip
to
make
sure
that
the
children
were
taken
care
of
that
the
surgeries
went
through
and
he's
just
a
great
guy
for
our
foundation
here
in
our
district.
He
has
donated
endlessly
besides
the
projects
that
he
has
worked
on
through
your
Club
in
Colombia
and
around
the
world.
I
He
is
a
benefactor,
which
means
that's
his
pin
with
all
his
little
diamonds
on
it.
So
he's
a
benefactor
level,
four
of
the
foundation.
That
means
that
when
you're
going
to
be
gone,
you
make
a
donation,
and
hopefully,
if
you
have
something
left,
it
goes
to
the
rotary
Foundation.
If
you
spent
all
your
money
well,
it
was
nice
that
you
thought
of
us,
but.
I
Also
has
become
a
major
donor
in
other
ways
participating
and
last
year
he
came
during
my
year
and
he
wanted
two
thousand
dollars
to
help
aid
his
Columbia
Grant
the
wells.
So
when
I
heard
about
it,
I
said
you
know
why
don't
you
present
to
the
council?
So
he
did.
He
came
on
to
a
zoom
meeting
and
he
presented
to
the
track
and
when
he
was
done,
we
said.
Thank
you
we'll
get
back
to
you.
I
I
And
they
have
an
80
match
attached
to
it,
so
it
added
eighteen
thousand
to
his
grandchild
and
it's
it's
his
willingness
to
step
out
and
to
work
for
others
and
to
help
others
that
made
us
want
to
go
ahead
and
help
him
more
than
he
had
asked
for.
So
please
give
a
warm
Round
of
Applause
for
Juan,
because
he's
a
scholar.
I
B
Well,
I
can't
say
the
highlight
of
the
evening
because
the
whole
night's
been
a
highlighted,
so
it's
been,
it's
been
a
great
great
thing,
but
the
reason
that
brought
us
all
here
together
tonight
is
the
installation
of
our
offices
and
directors.
It
gives
me
a
great
deal
of
pleasure
to
call
upon
the
District
Governor
Alex
Schwab,
who
will
do
the
installation
of
the
offices
and
the
board
of
directors
the
governor.
K
A
K
I'll
give
you
the
stage
we
don't
need
to
have
any
hierarchies
in
robbery.
This
is
we're
all
friends
here,
one
of
the
great
pleasures
and
privileges
as
a
district
government
is
to
be
allowed
to
go
to
various
rotary
clubs
and
help
them
with
recognitions
of
members
such
as
Paul
Harrisville
recognitions,
but
most
importantly,
installations
of
Club
presidents
and
boards,
and
so
without
further
ado.
K
I
would
like
to
install
you
as
a
rotary
club
president
of
the
miracle
of
Chelsea
Rick,
you've
been
selected
by
the
members
of
this
Royal,
regular
Club,
to
guide
its
Affairs
during
the
coming
year.
You
have
been
entrusted
with
an
important
responsibility
that
will
help
shape
your
club's
future
incoming
president
Rick.
You
have
been
elected
to
the
office
of
president
of
the
rotor
of
Chelsea
by
its
members.
It
is
an
expression
of
their
confidence
in
your
leadership.
K
E
K
A
L
K
K
K
I'm
gonna
try
to
not
fall
off
the
edge
as
I
make
some
room,
so
you
can
see
them
all
two,
the
incoming
officers
and
directors.
You
have
been
elected
to
the
important
positions
in
the
administration
of
the
Rotary
Club
of
Chelsea.
This
is
an
indication
of
your
fellow
rotarians
esteem
and
confidence
in
all
of
you.
K
K
D
A
B
C
C
D
M
C
But
next
but
finishing
off
his
year,
we
really
had
a
good
opportunity
to
to
do
something.
Big
and
I
wanted
to
do
something
for
the
tremendous
humanitarian
crisis
that
we
were
having
in
Eastern
Europe,
with
the
Russian
war
of
the
Ukraine
and
and
so
I
called
Upon
Our,
our
fun
our
head,
fundraiser
Jay
Ash.
C
I
C
On
I
think
we
raised
23
000
for
you,
you
for
the
refugees
in
Ukraine
and
I
was
very
happy
that
wrote
that
Rotary,
International
and
stepped
stepped
up
and
and
really
the
whole
world
stepped
up
to
try
to
solve
this.
This
tremendous
problem
with
you
know
over
six
million
refugees,
so
it
was
my
pleasure
to
serve
twice.
If
you
look
in
your
programs,
you'll
see
a
list
of
past
residents
I'm
the
only
one
who
served
ones.
I
C
L
L
Time
that
you
served
us
was
during
the
pandemic
and
you
kept
us
all
engaged,
and
you
also
showed
us
by
example.
What
service
above
self
is
all
about,
and
that
is
that
at
Great
risk
to
yourself.
You
went
out
and
you
delivered
food
and
meals
to
the
Chelsea
residents
and
we're
so
proud
of
what
you
did
we're
also
so
proud
of
what
you
did.
L
She
was
often
brought
to
tears
when
running
into
so
many
roadblocks-
and
this
is
this
happened
in
2020
and
at
one
of
our
Rotary
Club
meetings.
She
was
brought
to
tears
once
again,
but
this
time
tears
of
joy
as
her
son
Gabriel
9,
was
all
smiles.
I
mean
not
saying
that
through
the
efforts
of
Chelsea
rotary,
he
had
been
matched
with
a
service
dog,
specially
trained
to
help
kids
with
autism,
and
that
was
thanks
to
Todd
for
spearheading
Matt
effort.
L
L
A
H
C
Thing
and
and
just
a
just,
a
just,
a
quick
correction
or
in
addition
I
should
say
Maureen
Foley
deserves
a
lot
of
the
credit,
as
does
the
Marblehead
club
for
the
dog
project.
That
was
a
joint
effort
with
the
Marblehead
club
and
we
really
appreciate
got
to
know
those
great
people
up
there
and
and
that's
all
I
wanted
to
just
make
sure
that
they
got
some
credit
where
credit
was
due
and
thank
you
very
much.
L
F
Let
us
bow
my
head
in
prayer.
Dear
God,
we
thank
you
for
the
opportunity
to
gather
here
in
peace
and
rotary
service.
We
reflect
in
Thanksgiving
and
grateful
appreciation
for
the
ability
to
serve
this
community
over
the
last
12
months.
During
a
time
of
great
uncertainty,
you
provided
for
us
a
pathway
forward
to
make
meaningful
and
positive
differences
in
the
lives
of
many
with
the
beginning
of
a
new
Administration.
We
look
forward
with
anticipation
and
strengthening
the
bonds
amongst
each
other
and
employing
that
kinship
to
continue
to
serve
this
community.
F
We
pray
that,
through
your
Graces,
you
will
provide
president
Rick
with
the
guidance,
courage
and
vision
to
lead
this
club
to
meet
the
challenges
that
will
be
placed
before
it.
We
also
ask
that
the
board
of
directors
and
offices
be
at
his
side
to
offer
sound
counsel
and
assistance
in
our
Collective
Journey
forward.
F
L
I
L
Anyhow,
I
put
it
to
a
poem
and
I
hope,
you'll
all
enjoy
it.
Some
of
it
I'll
just
highlight
to
you
just
some
of
the
background.
One
of
them
was
that
the
insulation
was
almost
going
to
be
at
Allen's
temple
in
Malden,
but
that
was
short-lived
and
and
another
event
that
happened
was
that
Todd
and
I
both
came
down
with
covid
and
though
I
would
have
had
to
wear
a
mask
to
come
to
the
installation.
I
think
Todd
was
within
the
first
five
days,
so
he
was
not
able
to
come.
L
L
L
L
A
special
shout
out
to
Mike
and
Jay
for
treating
us
rotarians
with
these
fine
comedians
for
at
the
end
of
the
day,
service
above
self,
is
putting
others
needs
for
and
after
all,
mixed
in
with
a
sense
of
laughter,
above
all,
a
merci
beaucoup
to
all
of
you
for
your
selfless
acts
of
Charity,
which
helps
make
Chelsea
a
better
community
as
we
prepare
for
this
coming
year.
All
I
ask
is
that
you
take
on
a
task
whether
it's
reading,
Kettle
ringing
or
fundraising.
A
L
L
I
do
want
to
thank
a
lot
of
people
for
this
past
weekend.
We
had
a
lot
of
events,
I
I,
hope,
I,
don't
miss
anyone
I
want
to
thank
Bruce,
Juan,
Melissa,
David,
J,
Ash
Madeline
and
a
special
thank
you
to
Joe,
who
picked
up
the
bicycles
and
Todd
for
Chelsea
day.
I
want
to
thank
all
of
you
for
for
giving
up
your
time
and
making
it
an
amazing
event.
L
I
want
to
thank
Rick
Gordon
for
the
ALS
and
MS
Walk
for
living
I,
believe
fella
Todd
Mike
am
I
missing
anyone
Jay
Barbara
Allen
and
Bruce
wow.
That
was
a
lot
of
names
there.
Okay,
I'll
get
this
one
right.
I
want
to
thank
Kenny
for
the
veterans
Crews
along
with
Bruce
David,
Guan
and
Melissa,
and
just
a
couple
of
things
housekeeping
notes
before
I
go
into
my
speech
is
next
Wednesday
at
6,
00
PM,
we'll
be
meeting
we'll
be
having
our
regular
meeting
at
the
Lime
Restaurant.
So
we
will
not.
L
We
will
not
be
meeting
next
Tuesday
but
we'll
be
meeting
next
Wednesday,
the
28th
again
at
6
p.m,
at
the
Lime
restaurant
and
then
I
want
to
mention
October
4th
we're
going
to
be
having
a
commemoration
of
Chelsea
conflagration
of
the
fire
in
1973
and
then
October
11th
I'm,
very
excited
Madeline
13
are
going
to
be,
have
organized
the
Hispanic
heritage
luncheon
on
October
11th.
So
we
really
have
a
lot
of
wonderful
things
ahead
of
us
all
right.
So
let
me
jump
into
my
speech.
L
As
you
know,
Jennifer
Jones,
the
president
of
rotary,
has
chosen.
Imagine
as
her
theme
for
her
presidency.
According
to
Jennifer
and
I'm,
going
to
quote
you
imagine
to
me,
is
about
dreams
and
and
the
obligation
to
run
after
those
dreams.
I
want
people
to
think
about
the
things
that
they
want
to
achieve
and
then
use
rotary
as
the
vehicle
to
get
there.
We
have
such
a
huge
array
of
opportunities
in
front
of
us,
but
we
need
to
channel
our
energy
so
that
we
make
sustainable
impactful
decisions
about
what
we
do.
L
The
most
powerful
thing
for
a
member
is
to
be
able
to
say,
I
have
an
idea
and
then
to
share
that
with
others
and
to
amplify
it
and
figure
out
where
to
go
with
it.
Imagine
is
an
empowering
word,
giving
people
permission
to
say
that
they
want
to
do
something
to
make
their
world
better,
and
they
can
do
it
because
they're
part
of
this
family
here
at
Chelsea
rotary
I,
am
very
proud
to
belong
to
a
group
of
people
who
are
both
dreamers
and
doers.
L
I
would
like
to
take
a
pause
and
imagine
what
Chelsea
would
be
without
rotary.
In
the
movie
It's
a
Wonderful
Life
Jimmy
Stewart
plays
George
Bailey
a
building
and
long
Banker,
who
was
about
to
jump
off
of
from
a
bridge.
Clarence
plays
George's
Guardian
Angel
jumps
in
first
forcing
George
Bailey
to
rescue
him.
Jewish.
Does
not
believe
Clarence
is
his
Guardian
Angel
and
he
bitterly
wishes
he
had
never
been
born.
Clarence
then
shows
George
Bailey.
What
Bedford
Falls
would
have
been
like
if
it
hadn't
been
for
all
his
Good
Deeds
over
the
years.
L
L
Being
kids
I
shudder
to
think
what
Chelsea
would
be
without
project
recovery
for
over
20
years,
Chelsea
recovery
has
given
cash
and
gift
cards,
totaling
seventeen
thousand
dollars
to
people
who
have
lost
their
homes
due
to
a
fire
and
are
left
with
nothing,
but
the
clothes
on
their
back
I
shudder
to
think
what
Colombia
would
be
without
Chelsea
rotary's
help
to
build
a
local
Health
Center.
We
had
28
2
800
people
no
longer
have
to
walk
as
long
as
19
hours
to
get
to
the
nearest
medical
facility.
L
These
water
wells
have
not
only
have
not
only
saved
lives,
but
now
every
single
saved
life
can
go
on
to
make
an
entire
generation,
whether
it's
sponsoring
college
scholarships
Distributing
turkeys
on
Thanksgiving,
giving
toys
and
clothes
to
our
children
during
Christmas,
taking
our
veterans
on
a
boat
cruise
and
honoring
them
at
a
Veterans,
Day
luncheon.
This
is
what
rotary
is
all
about.
L
Bobby
Kennedy
is
famously
quoted
for
saying
some
men
see
things
as
they
are
and
say
why
I
see
things
that
never
were
and
say
why
not
both
passion
and
vision
and
a
desire
to
make
the
world
a
better
place,
has
guided
Chelsea
rotary
over
the
years
and
I
hope.
We
may
continue
that
same
activism
in
the
coming
years.
L
H
L
Lowest
reading
proficiency
rates
in
about
20
years
in
an
article
that
I
read
in
the
Wall
Street
Journal,
a
nine-year-old
named
Delaney
Tidwell
and
from
Tennessee
says
she
loves
to
read,
but
the
tricky
part
for
her
is
understanding.
The
Words.
Tragically,
she
can't,
according
to
Delaney
I,
read
one
sentence
over
and
over
again
Delaney's
difficulty
with
comprehension
is
also
hurting
her
in
math
class,
where
she
struggles
to
understand.
Word.
Problems
said
her
mother
who
pins
some
blame
on
the
pandemic.
L
Unfortunately,
Delaney
cannot
get
the
help
she
needs
at
home.
Her
father
is
a
construction
supervisor
and
her
mother
works
from
home,
but
it
only
has
a
few
breaks
during
the
day.
As
a
result,
she
is
not
getting
the
reading.
She
needs
from
home.
Delaney's
story
is
alarming,
as
a
new
study
this
year
shows
that
one-third
of
children
in
the
youngest
grades
are
missing.
Reading
benchmarks
up
significantly
from
before
the
pandemic
in
Boston
60
percent
of
students
at
some
high
poverty,
schools
have
been
identified
as
at
high
risk
for
reading
problems.
L
Twice
the
number
of
students
as
before
the
pandemic,
children
in
every
demographic
group
have
been
affected,
but
Black
and
Hispanic
children,
as
well
as
for
low-income
families,
those
with
disabilities
and
those
who
are
not
fluent
in
English,
have
fallen.
The
furthest
behind.
The
schools,
of
course,
are
trying
to
reverse
this
loss
in
learning
through
tutoring.
So.
L
For
us
as
rotarians,
what
can
we
do?
Beginning
October
4th
and
on
the
first
Tuesday
of
every
month,
the
Chelsea
rotary
is
partnering
with
the
Kelly
Elementary
School
in
reading
out
loud
to
kids.
Reading
out
loud
has
clear
cognitive
benefits.
Hearing
stories
strengthens
the
part
of
the
brain
associated
with
visual
imagery
story,
comprehension
and
word,
meaning
in
a
1985
study
becoming
a
nation
of
readers.
The
single
most
important
activity
for
building
knowledge
for
their
eventual
success
is
reading
aloud
to
children.
L
L
L
L
124
billion
dollars
in
micro
loans
have
been
made
and,
as
Alexander
pointed
out
at
our
meeting,
80
percent
of
these
micro
Finance
Loans
have
been
made
to
women.
So
for
us
rotarians,
the
question
is:
what
can
we
do?
It's
easy?
We
can
make
loans
to
entrepreneurs
needing
a
leg
up
in
their
businesses,
to
Farmers
needing
equipment
or
to
students
anywhere
in
the
world.
For
as
little
as
25
I
went
on
the
Kiva
website
and
the
possibilities
are
endless
as
examples
we
can
help.
Joshua
and
Kenya
buy
a
delivery
van.
L
We
can
have
Rosa
and
Ecuador
buy
fabrics
and
materials
for
her
sewing,
Workshop
or
Deborah
and
Paraguay
to
buy
a
computer
for
her
coursework.
At
the
end
of
the
day
we
are
helping
them
become
self-sufficient
and
then,
after
the
loan
is
repaid.
We
can
then
loan
this
money
again.
I
read
this
in
one
of
the
rotary
magazines.
L
Nobody
expects
me
or
you
or
one
individual,
to
change
the
world,
but
we
do
expect
each
individual
to
influence
the
things
that
he
or
she
is
able
to
influence
people
who
make
the
optimistic
choice,
not
people
who
make
the
optimistic
choice
not
to
deny
the
problem
but
to
believe
they
can
be
fixed.
Make
the
world
better
micro.
L
Loans
is
a
perfect
example
where
we
as
rotarians
Can
Make,
a
long-standing
Difference
by
making
a
small
investment
in
someone's
life
goal
number
three
winter
coat
and
blanket
and
blanket
Drive
Russia's
invasion
of
Ukraine
has
put
a
strain
on
global
energy
supplies.
Pushing
up
fuel
prices.
Heating
costs
are
expected
to
rise
12.3
percent
this
year,
natural
gas
is
expected
to
increase
more
than
20
percent.
The
Consumer
Price
Index
is
up
8.3
percent
over
the
last
12
months.
L
The
point
here
is
that
many
people
lack
enough
warm
clothing
and
blankets
to
stay
protected
through
the
winter,
and
they
lack
the
money
to
buy
this
clothing
and
bedding
for
us
as
rotarians.
What
can
we
do?
The
board
has
discussed
a
number
of
ways
that
rotary
can
partner
with
other
organizations
in
this
winter.
L
For
this
upcoming
Winter,
by
holding
a
coat
and
blanket
Drive
in
the
coming
weeks,
I
appeal
to
all
of
our
club
members
to
come
up
with
ideas
on
how
we
can
collect
winter
coats
and
blankets
through
drop-off
locations
and
then
distribute
them
to
those
who
need
them.
The
most
Almy
and
Aaron
have
offered
to
help
with
this
tribe,
but
we
need
many
more
valence.
Many.
I
L
L
B
Goals
in
mind,
the
Rotary
Club
will
Forge
ahead,
and
that
was
an
excellent
recap
of
everything
that
the
Chelsea
Rotary
Club
does,
and
what
rotary
stands
for.
Thank
you
very
much
for
bringing
that
now
to
the
serious
part
of
our
program.
I
want
to
call
upon
past
president
Mike,
who
is
the
chairman
of
the
entertainment
committee
and
Mike.
The
show
is.
N
N
Ladies
and
gentlemen,
tonight
we
have
two
very
special
guests
and
we
have
Steve
and
Tony
I've
known
these
gentlemen
for
a
long
time
and
when
you
think
about
service
above
selves
and
giving
back
to
the
community,
these
two
guys
have
been
in
the
comedy
business
for
a
long
time.
They
worked
along
with
my
sister
for
many
years.
N
These
guys
will
relentlessly
to
make
us
laugh
for
us
to
have
a
good
time,
no
matter
what
type
of
day
they're
having
they're
working
hard
and
they
hear
pro
bono
to
give
back
to
our
community
to
give
back
to
Chelsea.
But
before
we
go
on
with
that,
I
think
you
should
know
a
little
bit
about
me.
So
I
got
my
speech
here.
I
was
born
in
Revere
Massachusetts
in
1965..
N
I
was
as
arrogant
that
day
as
I
am
today
no
seriously
I'm
just
teasing,
but
due
to
the
limited
time
we
have,
there
will
be
no
bathroom
breaks.
Please
stay
in
your
seats.
Do
not
move
please
shut
off.
Your
phones,
shut,
put
them
on
silent
and
I
know.
Let's
give
this
guy
these
guys.
The
respect
that
they
deserve
deserve
I
would
say,
keep
the
chattering
down
to
a
limit
amount
and
low,
but
just
let's
cut
it
out
and
give
them
all
the
attention
they
deserve,
so
they
don't
have
to
work
the
crowd.
J
Thank
you
Mike.
Thank
you
for
having
me
here
at
this
installation
and
I.
Actually
am
a
past
president
of
rotary
in
Wilmington
Massachusetts
yeah.
So
I
am
thrilled
to
be
here
in
front
of
you
guys.
I
have
been
always
been
inspired
by
the
the
motto
of
service
for
yourself
and
I.
I
have
to
say,
though
Rick
I
do
take
exception
to
your
poem
as
a
professional
comedian.
E
A
J
C
J
I
J
Especially
because
it
happened
so
early
in
the
process,
you
know
everybody
was
scared,
they
didn't
know
where
it
was
all
going
to
go.
All
my
friends
are
like
I
can't
even
listen
to
the
news.
It's
too
depressing
I
was
like
yeah
for
the
most
part.
That's
true,
but
I
found
the
traffic
reports
very
uplifting
for
a
while.
Then
they
just
got
to
know
him.
I,
don't
know
if
you
guys
listen
to
WBZ
yeah,
they
do
a
traffic
report.
J
M
J
J
J
I
mentioned
I'm
a
single
dad,
I
haven't
always
been
that
wasn't
the
original
plan.
I
was
married
for
22
years,
and
then
we
grew
apart
a
minimum
of
100
yards.
That's
not
true!
I,
don't
do
ex-wife,
jokes
I!
Try
to
remember
the
good
things.
The
good
times.
I
still
remember
the
first
date
I
ever
took
her
on.
It
was
the
fall
and
I
took
her
apple.
Picking
actually
wasn't
too
far
from
here.
Is
that
the
Shahs
and
down
yeah,
it's
very
romantic.
They.
J
J
A
J
J
The
Amazon
truck
really
is
a
21st
Century's
answer
to
the
ice
cream
truck.
Remember
when
we
were
kids,
you'd
hear
that
Bell
from
10
blocks
away
and
just
go
just
go
ape.
You
go.
Oh
my
God
where's
the
ice
cream
truck.
We
gotta
get
ice
cream.
Now
as
an
adult.
Your
phone
dings
you're,
like
I,
have
a
package
coming.
My
car
advisor
organizers
coming
today
and
look
for
the
truck
so
I
got
the
kids
I
get
the
van
I
want
to
sleep.
Apnea.
D
J
Look
if
you're
not
familiar
with
sleep,
apnea
and
I'm,
looking
at
the
crowd.
Most
of
you
are,
but
if
you're
not
familiar,
let
me
explain
sleep
apnea
is
the
laziest
disease
in
the
history
of
humankind?
That's
what
it
is.
It's
total
laziness.
What
happens
if
you're
not
familiar
with
it?
What
happens
when
I
go
to
sleep?
My
throat
closes
up,
it
stops
working,
so
it's
not
even
really
a
disease.
It's
more
of
a
labor
dispute.
J
J
Most
diseases
are
tragic,
a
diagnosis
of
sleep
apnea,
it's
just
demeaning
seriously.
It
is
I.
Have
friends,
my
age,
you
run
marathons
I
have
a
couple
of
my
friends.
They
still
do.
Triathlons
me,
I,
have
a
soft
mattress
and
a
my
pillow
can't
make
it
through
the
night
without
medical
assistance
for
some
reason
at
this
point
in
my
life
I
laid
down
and
had
the
breathing
capacity
of
a
pug.
J
So,
in
order
to
survive
this
horrendous
disease
and
this
little
machine,
it's
about
this
big,
it's
called
a
CPAP
I
call
it
a
throat
bully
and
attached
to
that
is
a
six
foot
length
of
reinforced
sausage
casing
and
then
the
other
end
of
that
is
a
mask
The,
Mask,
literally
straps
onto
my
face.
It's
got
that
tube
hanging
down.
So
it
kind
of
looks
like
that.
Alien
from
the
movie
alien,
hey
hit
the
button.
It
starts
forcing
air
in
against
my
throat's.
Well,
so
I
can't
wait
to
introduce
that
into
a
new
relationship.
J
J
J
A
J
A
J
Frosted
Flakes
cheese
and
juice
and
I
screwed
up
that
list
every
time
at
one
time,
I'll
remember
one
time
in
particular:
wasn't
my
fault
at
all
on
the
list
my
wife
showed
C
period,
cheese
could
be
cheddar,
Krispy
Kreme
could
be,
Cottage
could
be
Colby.
Freaking
Jack
for
all
I
know
tell
you
what
I
did
I
scribbled
that
out
and
I
bought
Velveeta.
J
A
J
J
Oh
I
used
to
see
called
that
cold
cuts
on
that
list.
I'm,
like
oh
man,
now
I
have
to
go
where
they
keep
all
the
unhappy
people,
that's
where
they
keep
them.
They
Tucker
way
back
in
the
corner
of
the
store
right,
I,
don't
know
where
you
do
your
shopping,
where
I
go
between
the
deli
counter
and
the
whole
rest
of
the
store.
This
is
big
display
blocks
of
Deli
counter
I
have
no
idea.
A
J
A
J
J
M
J
J
J
Now,
apparently
he's
all
ticked
off
about
his
occupational
Choice.
It's
going
to
take
it
out
on
me,
I'm
in
line
all
right.
It's
my
turn.
I
take
all
the
items
out
of
my
cart.
I
put
them
on
the
Belt.
My
job
is
done.
Now
we
have
to
occupy
myself
to
my
left
of
the
Gospel
magazines.
They
hold
my
attention
for
about
1.5
seconds
to
my
right.
Far
more
interesting,
there's
a
six
foot
tall,
rack
of
candy
bars.
J
O
J
I
know
I'm,
not
fooling.
Anybody.
I
know
that
everybody
in
that
store
knows
as
soon
as
I
get
out
to
the
trunk
of
my
car.
I'm
gonna
be
right
from
through
those
things.
Looking
for
the
mystery
Snickers
bag.
Don't
give
me
a
little
bit
of
dignity.
That's
all
I
ask,
and
it's
not
once
in
a
while.
They
must
train
you
this
way.
This
is
every
single
Tech.
You
want
to
lose
their
bag
now.
J
J
J
You
guys
are
a
great
group.
I
am
I'm
all
done
I'm
going
to
bring
up
your
your
final
performer.
This
guy
is
one
of
my
favorite
people
in
the
world,
but
he's
also
one
of
the
greatest
comedians
in
the
country.
Very
recently,
he
was
the
very
first
comedian
to
take
the
stage
comedy
stage
at
Fenway.
Park
he's
been
in
a
ton
of
movies,
all
kinds
of
television
credits.
Please
welcome
the
stairs
to
one
of
the
old,
the
carpet,
the
one
of
the
only
Tony.
M
M
M
It
was
a
good
guess.
That's
the
only
other
rotary
I
know
and
we're
the
only
ones
who
call
murderers
everywhere
else
is
traffic
circle,
except
in
New
Jersey
they're
called
jump
handles
yeah.
They
don't
have
them
in
New
Jersey.
You
can't
take
a
left
in
New
Jersey.
You
just
got
to
go
right
until
you
get
to
where
you're
going
a
little
known
fact
about
New,
Jersey
I
thought,
I'd
educate
it
as
well.
So
it's
nice
to
be
a
please
by
the
way,
excuse
my
appearance,
but
this
is
what
I
look
like.
M
M
A
M
Didn't
have
much
to
judge
it
against.
I
was
very
young
in
1918
for
the
first
one
went
well
and
now
the
president
this
week
said
it's
over.
Did
you
know
that
yeah
I
don't
know
if
it
is
or
not?
I
know
he
thinks
it
is,
and
in
here's
how
I
know
the
government
thinks
it's
over?
They
are
now
trusting
us
to
test
ourselves
at
home
when
they
get
to
that
point.
You
know
they
don't
care
anymore.
It
used
to
be
on
this
hookah.
Now
they
just
go.
Look
we're
going
to
send
a.
M
A
M
Was
a
weird
time
for
me:
my
pandemic
I
was
sequestered
locked
down
quarantined.
If
you
will
with
my
wife
of
30
years,
it
was
just
she
and
I.
I
have
kids
but
they're
adulty,
they're
I,
don't
know
how
old
they
are.
They're
I'm
guessing
in
their
20s.
They
don't
live
with
us.
I
got
a
boy
looking
one
and
a
girl.
Looking
one
I'm
very
woke
by
the
way.
M
I
know:
I,
don't
look
like
one
to
be
walk,
but
I
am
extremely
woke.
I
gotta,
be
honest
with
you.
I
was
happy
not
being
well,
but
my
wife
and
children
woke
me
and
now
there's
no
putting
the
bear
back
so
rest
assured
I
will
try
not
to
offend
the
whole
time
I'm
here.
It
won't
work,
but
I
will
try,
but
that's
all
I
got
a
boy.
Looking
one
a
girl
looking
I,
don't
know
how
they
identify.
M
M
You
know
months
on
end,
we
haven't
gone
anywhere
right
and
one
day
and
we
would
bump
into
each
other
occasionally
in
the
house,
because
I
am
told
we
love
each
other
very
much,
but
I
would
bump
into
her
occasionally
and
one
morning
I
see
my
wife
and
she's
got
a
look
at
concern
on
her
face
and
being
a
dutiful
husband,
I
I
said:
what's
a
matter,
how
can
I
help
she
goes
well.
I
got
very
nervous
this
morning
and
I
go
okay.
Let's
talk
it
out,
see
what
happened.
M
A
M
Assumed
They
carried
over
to
today,
but
if
I
gotta
hurry
up
I'm
fine,
you
know
I'm
not
here,
to
make
waves,
and
so
we
get
through
that
crisis
and
then
about
20
minutes
later
literally
now,
I'm
walking
to
the
kitchen
right.
It
hasn't
been
out
much
I'm
walking
through
the
kitchen,
my
wife
whips
around.
She
goes
where
you
going
I
go
I,
don't
know,
I
thought
I'd
go
upstairs.
O
M
O
M
Country
club
in
Rhode
Island
there
was
a
drunk
woman,
looking
person
down
front
and
the
only
part
I
know
about
that
is
they
were
drunk
and
she
thought
that
joke
needed
some
added
to
it,
like
you
know
and
I
knew
it
was
gonna,
be
good
because
she
was
wagging
her
finger
at
me
and
when
someone's
wagging
a
finger
at
you,
you
go.
Oh
I
gotta
hear
this.
M
You
know,
because
if
you
had
something
to
say
you
would
say,
would
we
would
deal
with
it
and
move
above
right
just
go
on,
but
gee
I
go.
Oh
I
want
this
one,
because
you
know
what
has
to
transpire
for
the
thought
to
end
up
in
the
tip
of
the
finger.
It
has
to
start
at
the
top
of
the
head
filter
through
whatever
brain
cells
are
still
working,
skip
the
mouse
completely
and
travel.
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
Have
this
conversation
with
any
man
in
this
room
it
would
make
complete
sense.
I,
don't
care
how
old
you
are,
what
you
do
for
a
living.
You
would
get
it
right.
I'm
talking
to
my
wife
and
I,
go
hey
honey.
You
know
when
you
put
your
socks
on
in
the
morning.
She
goes
yeah.
You
put
your
socks
on
in
the
morning.
She's
already
frustrated,
I
haven't
even
started
the
conversation
and
I
say
you
wear
your
socks
all
day
right.
She
goes.
O
M
You
wear
your
socks
all
day,
I
say
maybe
eight
ten
twelve
hours.
She
goes.
Yes,
you
wear
your
socks
all
day.
What's
your
point,
I
go
okay.
So
we
agree
that
is
the
proper
measurement
of
sock
wearing
time,
eight
to
twelve
hours.
She
goes
yeah.
What
are
you
getting
there?
I
go
all
right,
I
wore
these
socks
last
night
for
two
and
a
half
hours.
M
Then
I
did
this
one.
You
got
to
follow
me
on
this
one
all
right.
It's
gonna
seem
weird
for
a
while,
but
follow
me
because
this
is
one.
Do
you
ever
do
something
in
the
house
when
you
think
you're
alone,
fellas
and
you're,
not
you
know,
would
otherwise
go
unnoticed.
Right.
I
did
this
a
couple
weeks
ago
right
out
of
my
own
free
will
I
decided
to
wash
my
pillowcases.
D
M
Pillowcases
and
here's
a
tip
for
you,
if
you
can't
ever
remember
washing
your
pillowcases,
wash
your
pillowcases,
so
I'm
going
to
wash
in
mind
you
I
think
I'm
alone,
so
I
take
the
pillows
out
job
one
right
now.
You
gotta
remember
here:
the
pillowcases
are
going
right
in
the
washing
machine
on
hot
with
bleach
and
my
head's,
going
on
right
before
I
go
to
put
the
pillowcases
in
the
washing
machine.
I
blew
my
nose
on
the
pillowcases.
A
M
O
M
O
M
M
So
I
just
said:
kayak
I
was
under
a
lot
of
pressure
and
he
lived
so
long.
He
had
what
you
call
a
pacemaker.
You
know
to
keep
the
ticker
going
and
and
I
don't
know
anything
about
him,
because
you
might
find
this
part
hard
to
believe.
I
am
not
a
doctor,
honest,
but
they
would
tune
them
up
every
three
or
four
months.
You
know
and
I
went
to
one
of
the
meetings
and
I
was
talking
to
the
technician
and
it
hit
me
in
my
tiny
little
head.
I
said:
well,
that's
electricity
in
there
right!
M
A
M
M
O
M
M
M
M
M
O
M
Could
help
you,
you
could
do
this
on
your
phone
now
you
could
do
it
on
your
computer,
we'll
teach
you
how
to
do
it.
I
got
I,
don't
wanna
I
go
plus.
If
I
didn't
come
in.
What
would
you
do?
You'd
have
to
close
up
shop
I'm,
the
only
one
in
here
besides
I'm,
not
really
good
with
the
computer.
I
mean
I
admit
that
I
have
rudimentary
skills,
you
know,
I
can
email
and
what
but
I
know
just
for
me
that
I
am
like
four
keystrokes
away
from
starting
a
war
by
mistake.
M
Like
I
know,
one
day
I'm
going
to
be
on
the
computer,
trying
to
figure
out
my
banking,
my
phone's
gonna
ring
probably
the
one.
That's
still
on
my
wall
and
it's
going
to
be
Homeland,
Security
and
they'll
go
tone.
Did
you
hit
command,
F,
Escape,
backslash,
two
and
I
don't
know?
Well,
we
just
scrambled
Jets
and
we
attacked
police.
M
M
I
try
to
keep
up
I
over
the
over
the
summer.
I
I
went
to
see
a
band
called
The.
Who
is
I,
don't
know
if
you
know
the
who,
if
you're
rock
and
roll
fans,
one
of
the
best
fans
ever
started
out
with
four
of
them.
There's
only
two
left
I
thought
I'd
get
it
in
before
too
long.
You
know,
have
you
gone
to
a
Old,
Rock
and
Roll
concert
lately
any
of
you
and
looked
around
and
go?
Why
there's
a
lot
of
old
people
in
here
and
no
one's
looking
at
you
like?
M
To
me
is
what
they
you
for
mystically
call
over
55
communities,
which,
let's
be
honest,
there's
no
one
short
of
90
in
these
places.
If
you
were
55
and
lived
there,
you'd
rule
you
would
you
know
what
I
mean,
but
no,
when
I
ever
whenever
I
work
these
places,
no
one
thinks
I'm
out
of
place.
That's
the
thing
that
freaked
me
out
like
no
one's
going.
Can
we
help
you.
M
A
M
M
M
They
were
not
taking
chances
at
all,
but
that's
not
even
the
point
of
my
story.
This
is
it
coming
up.
I
I,
don't
know
why
it
took
so
long
for
me
to
realize
this
during
the
concert,
but
they
had
a
Orchestra
back
in
a
month.
You
know
strengths,
yeah,
cellos
and
violins.
They
had
a
harp
and
timpani.
It
was
just
wonderful,
you
know,
and
I
I
go
wow.
M
M
About
music,
it
just
looks
like
a
nut
waving
a
stick
at
people
who
know
what
they're
doing
you
know
like.
If
he
didn't
show
up
one
night,
they
were
just
gonna,
Goof
Off
the
whole
evening,
but
hey
the
stick.
Guy
didn't
come,
let's
just
play,
Brahms
all
night.
How
about
that
there's
just
there's!
No
other
job,
that
that
happens
and
that's
all
I'm
saying
is
you.
M
M
All
right:
well,
you
guys
have
been
any
questions
of
me
before
I
wrap
up
the
monopolizing,
the
entire
conversation,
and
so
now
this
the
new.
Is
there
a
board
for
the
rotary?
Is
that
how
it
works,
but
does
the
president
and
then
I'll,
just
incoming
president,
outgoing
president,
there's
a
vice
president,
treasurer
secretary
Sergeant
at
Arms?
Isn't
that
the
guy
that
you
see
smack
someone
with
a
stick
if
they
get
out
of
line
who's,
that
I
want
to
get
on
that
they're,
good
I'm!
M
On
your
good
side,
you
have
a
man,
I
didn't
do
anything
out
of
color
I've
been
really
nice.
Well,
I
wish
you
all
the
best.
If
there
are
no
questions,
I
would
say
this
always
please
keep
supporting
live,
stand-up
comedy
because
you
don't
want
me
showing
up
your
husband,
Tupperware
and
stuff
thanks
a
lot.
You
guys
were
terrific
how
about
again
for
Steve
Bjork
and
all
of
you
continued
success
be
happy
bye-bye.