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From YouTube: San Bruno Library Presents "Once Upon a Time" #43
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San Bruno Library Presents "Once Upon a Time"
Storytime 43
"Stories that Rhyme"
Taped by San Bruno Cable
October 2011
trt 28:18
B
Hi
and
welcome
to
San
Bruno
Library
presents
once
upon
a
time
and
I'm
miss
Rocky
and
I
work
at
the
San
Bruno
library,
and
some
of
you
may
know
me
from
working
at
the
San
Bruno
library
or
from
here
at
the
once-upon-a-time
San
Bruno
library
presents
so
today,
I'm
gonna
read
stories
with
rhymes
I
love
stories
that
rhyme
and
today
that's
what
I'm
gonna
read
to
you.
But
first,
let's
start
with
our
hello
song,
we
got
to
start
with
our
hello
song,
ready
hello,
my
friends,
hello,
my
friends.
B
How
are
you,
how
are
you
very
well
I?
Thank
you
very
well
I.
Thank
you.
How
about
you,
how
about
you
all
right,
I
hope,
you're,
all
awake
and
ready
for
some
fun
stories,
because
today,
I'm
gonna
read
to
you
when
I
grow
up
by
Al
Yankovic,
and
what
does
he
look
like
here
this
little
boy
like
a
fireman
right?
Do
you
think
he
wants
to
become
a
fireman
when
he
grows
up
and
find
out
when
I
grow
up?
What
do
you
want
to
be
when
you
grow
up?
B
Do
you
know
I
waited
so
long
for
the
hours
to
pass,
but
soon
it
was
noon
there
in
mrs.
krump's
class
and
Thursday
at
noon
as
I'm
sure
you
know.
Well
it's
time
of
the
week
when
we
do
show-and-tell
and
this
week
the
subject
so
special
to
me
was
when
I
grow
up.
What
I
am
going
to
be
that
something
I'd
really
been
thinking
about
and
I
just
couldn't
wait
to.
Let
all
those
thoughts
out.
B
So
when
mrs.
Crump
said
who's
ready
to
share,
you
can
guess
who
was
there
with
his
hand
in
the
air
I
raised
both
my
hands
as
high
as
they'd
go
and
I
bounced
up
and
down?
And
then
what
do
you
know?
Well,
mrs.
Crump
picked
me
yes
me
to
go.
First
and
oh
I
was
so
happy.
I
thought
I
would
burst.
I
proudly
stood
up
and
began
my
oration
concerning
my
choice
for
a
future
vocation.
B
Why
I'll
be
the
greatest
chef
you've
ever
seen?
The
world
will
go
crazy
for
my
hot
cuisine,
I'll
tantalize,
taste
buds
with
my
rigatoni
sauteed,
with
black
truffles
and
pickled
Bologna,
surrounded
by
kumquats
and
candied
pig's
feet
top
with
shrimp
flavored
la
vie
pots,
ooh,
Bon
Appetit.
My
walls
will
be
filled
with
awards
that
I've
gotten
for
toast
on
a
stick
and
my
Twinkies,
a
gratin.
My
kitchen
will
be
the
most
famous
in
France,
so
make
reservations
twelve
years
in
advance.
There's
no
doubt
about
it.
B
B
See
maybe
instead
I
could
be
a
snail
trainer
man.
That
would
be
awesome.
Why
that's
a
no-brainer
I'll
teach
all
my
snails
to
do
really
neat
tricks,
they'll
play
dead
rollover
and
even
fetch
sticks.
Of
course
all
the
sticks
will
come
back
two
years
later,
but
working
with
snails
I
mean
what
could
be
greater
they'll
do
any
stunts
that
I,
like
honey,
merrily
I'll
train
him
to
pedal
a
bike
really
slowly,
then
jump
I
mean
mousse
through
a
huge
ring
of
fire
and
crawl
at
a
snail's
pace
across
a
high
wire.
B
B
Or
s,
or
else
maybe
I'll
be
the
lathe
operator
who
makes
the
hydraulic
torque
wrench
calibrator,
which
fine
Tunes
the
wrench
that
specifically
made
to
retighten
the
nuts
on
the
lateral
blade,
that's
directly
beneath
the
main
radial
sockets
inside
cooling
systems
on
X,
14
Rockets,
and
since
this
professions
as
cool
as
can
be
well,
who
would
be
better
to
do
it
than
me
say:
here's
an
idea,
perhaps
just
for
laughs
I,
might
make
my
living
by
milking
giraffes.
It's
oh,
so
cliche
to
get
milk
from
a
cow
and
I
bet.
B
B
B
I'll
be
an
expert
on
nuclear
fission
or
as
a
foot
model
or
friendly,
mortician
or
waiter,
or
skater,
or
master
debater,
or
dinosaur
dusting
museum,
curator
or
TV
repairman
or
sidewalk
son
waiver,
a
part-time
assistant,
tarantula
shaver,
and
that's
about
when
mrs.
Crump
said
now
belly.
Please
make
up
your
mind.
This
is
getting
quite
silly,
which
one
of
those
things
are
you
going
to
choose
mm
I
shuffled
around
and
I.
B
Looked
at
my
shoes
and
finally,
I
said
my
great-grandfather
Bob's
been
a
whole
lot
of
things
and
a
whole
bunch
of
jobs,
a
butcher,
a
barber,
a
bellman,
a
bouncer,
a
telephone
psychic
and
a
bingo
announcer
and
know
what
he
just
turned
a
hundred
and
three
and
he's
still
not
quite
sure
what
he
wants
to
be
see.
I'm
only
eight
now
so
frankly,
I'm
hopin
you'll
cut
me
some
slack.
If
I
leave
options
open,
let's
just
wait
and
find
out
what
my
future
brings.
B
B
Or
maybe
just
maybe
now,
when
I
grow
up
I
can
be
a
great
teacher
like
dear
mrs.
Crupp
and
there
she
has
a
letter
from
Billy
teacher
Billy
for
miss
Crump
love,
Billy,
B
and
when
I
grow
up.
So
what
do
you
want
to
be
when
you
grow
up?
Have
you
figured
it
out
all
of
those
things?
Maybe
all
right.
So,
let's
start
with
another
story,
and
this
one
is
another
rhyming
story
called
being
friends.
B
B
B
You
like
cookies
and
I
like
cake,
which
will
we
decide
to
bake
eeny,
meeny
miny
moe,
sift
the
flour
and
stir
the
dough
I
like
books.
You
read
to
me:
oh
I,
like
adding
two
plus
three,
you
like
spelling,
CAT
I.
Like
books,
you
read
to
me:
we
both
like
being
friends,
I'm
a
monster
and
you're
a
queen.
We
trick-or-treat
on
Halloween.
B
B
Sometimes
we
may
play
all
day.
Sometimes
we
need
time
away.
I
like
you
and
you
like
me
and
though
we're
different,
as
can
be,
we
both
like
being
friends,
be
and
being
friends,
you
may
have
a
friend
who's
opposite
of
you
who's,
nothing
like
you
right
and
that's
what
makes
it
great
to
be
friends.
You
can
learn
from
each
other,
so
we're
gonna,
take
a
break
and
come
back,
get
a
drink
of
water
or
a
drink
of
Jews
and
come
back
and
I'll.
See
you
after
the
break,
see
you
in
a
little
bit.
A
A
A
B
Welcome
back
to
once,
upon
a
time,
San,
Bruno
library,
presents
and
I'm
here
reading
to
you
stories
that
rhyme
I
hope
you
enjoyed
the
last
two
books
that
I
read
and
now
I'm
going
to
read
you
another
book
that
rhymes,
it's
called,
whose
garden
is
it
by
Marianne
Hoberman
and
if
you
ever
want
to
come
into
the
library,
and
we
can
find
you
books
that
you
want
books
that
rhyme
we
are
happy
to
help.
You
find
books
that
rhyme,
like
these
picture
books
and
easy
readers
like
dr.
B
Seuss
right
whose
garden
is
it
by
Marianne
Hoberman,
mrs.
McGee
went
out
walking
one
day
as
she
was
cheerfully
wending
her
way
she
passed
by
a
garden
with
colors
so
bright.
She
never
had
seen
such
a
beautiful
sight.
How
splendid,
how
pleasant?
How
simply
exquisite
this
garden
is
perfect,
but
whose
garden
is
it.
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
B
It's
mine
breathe
the
soil.
That
is
perfectly
clear.
Nothing
could
grow
here
if
I
were
not
here,
it
is
mine,
buck
the
tree
for
I,
shelter
and
shade
you
and,
as
my
leaves
fall
year
by
year,
I
have
made
you.
Oh
it's
mine,
smile,
the
sun
shining
down
on
the
tree,
I
bring
heat
I,
bring
light,
nothing
lives
without
me.
B
B
Then
mrs.
McGee
heard
a
faint
little
sound.
Something
was
murmuring
under
the
ground,
something
that
seemed
as
if
she
were
quite
near
it
holding
her
breath.
She
bent
over
to
hear
it.
It
is
mine
to
seed
whispered,
although
I
am
small,
I
am
beginning
the
start
of
it
all.
The
others
may
help
me,
but
all
of
them
know
without
me
to
grow
from
no
garden
would
grow.
The.
B
Sun
was
now
setting
the
day
growing
late.
The
gardener
called
as
she
walked
up
the
gate.
Now
wasn't
my
garden
a
fine
place
to
visit,
but
still
she
kept
wondering.
Are
you
still
wondering
pondering
and
wondering
whose
garden
is
it?
That's
the
question
whose
garden
is
it
the
and
all
right?
Let's
do
a
little
song
called
two
little
blackbirds
you're
gonna
have
your
thumbs
up
like
this,
and
can
you
bring
out
your
pinkies
and
have
them
fly
in
the
air
like
this?
B
So
your
pinky
and
your
thumb
very
good
now
bring
your
pinky
in
and
just
your
thumbs
up
like
this
and
we're
gonna
have
them
sitting
on
a
hill
ready
two
little
blackbirds
sitting
on
a
hill
one
named
Jack
and
the
other
named
Jill
fly
away.
Jack
fly
away,
Jill
come
back,
Jack
come
back
Jill,
very
good.
Now,
let's
try
that
again,
two
little
blackbirds
sitting
on
a
hill
one
named
Jack
and
the
other
named
Jill
fly
away.
B
B
B
B
Now,
I
ain't
gonna
paint
no
more
I
ain't,
gonna
paint,
no
more,
no
more
I
ain't,
gonna
paint,
no
more,
but
I
just
can't
stand
not
to
paint
my
hand
now.
I
ain't
gonna
paint
no
more,
but
then
I
see
some
black,
so
I
paint
my
back
now.
I
ain't
gonna
paint
no
more
like
an
easter
egg.
I'm
gonna
paint
my
legs
now
how
I
ain't
gonna
paint?
No
more
still.
I
ain't,
complete
till
I
paint
my
feet
now
who
I
ain't,
gonna
paint,
no
more
wow.