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Opening + Welcome - Craig Box- Google [Program Committee Member]
A
Thank
you,
of
course,
to
all
our
diamond
sponsors.
I
shall
address
you
all
in
turn
as
we
go
throughout,
but
first
of
all
it
is
my
responsibility
to
say
hello
for
some
reason:
they've
given
me
10
to
15
minutes
to
kick
off
the
conference,
so
I
hope
you
all
like
karaoke
or
you're,
going
to
have
a
very
bad
morning.
A
This
is
an
audience
participation
talk
anyone
show
of
hands,
no
one
one
or
two.
So
apparently,
if
you
were
to
dig
a
hole
through
the
planet
starting
at
cordoba
you'd
end
up
roughly,
where
I
started
from
there's
only
a
small
number
of
places
in
the
planet
where
that
is
true,
because
the
planet
is
of
course
70
ocean.
A
So
it
actually
looked
a
little
bit
more
like
this
one
airport,
long
long
flight,
very
angry
toddler
in
singapore
who
was
not
happy
about
not
being
able
to
sleep
another
very
long
flight
which
eventually
took
me
to
the
right
continent,
but
not
the
right
country
as
planned.
Of
course,
we
ended
up
in
milan
and
left
very
soon.
Afterwards,
hey
look
they've
got
chairs
in
their
room,
I'm
going
to
expect
better
from
you.
Please.
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A
Well,
I'm
on
the
stereo,
sorry,
the
steering
committee
for
the
istio
project,
so
you
can
find
a
little
picture
of
me
on
this
page
and
I
hope
we're
all
very
excited
about
this
proposal
here
to
join
the
cncf,
maybe
one
or
two
of
you
in
the
audience
not
so
much.
You
know
who
you
are.
That's
all
right,
but
I
am
here
because
I
am
on
the
program
committee
for
this
event
in
the
program
committee.
A
The
other
thing
that
we
do
in
our
program
committee
calls
is
talk
at
length
about
my
intense
and
somewhat
irrational
hatred
for
the
term
service
mess.
I
am
here
to
tell
you
this
is
a
low
effort
pun
and
I
demand
you
as
the
community
do
better
I've
done
what
I
can.
Many
years
now,
I've
been
on
the
program
committee
have
been
quietly
guiding
people
to
say:
we've
heard
it
before.
Please
don't
call
things
a
service
mess.
A
A
You
might
claim
there's
no
such
thing
as
a
good
pun.
Well,
maybe
I'm
going
to
propose
some
they're
horribly
bad.
I
apologize
in
advance,
but
if
you
want
to
put
a
talk
in
the
future
consider
some
of
these
instead,
you
could
call
your
services
a
meshglen,
salad,
I'd
like
either
applause
or
groans,
depending
on
the
quality
of
the
puns.
Please
thank
you.
A
We
don't
perform
a
roll
out.
We
now
perform
a
meshika
tiny
laugh.
My
yiddish
isn't
too
good,
but
you
could
say
that
you
have
to
be
meshuggah
to
roll
something
out
like
this.
Perhaps
you
have
to
be
a
meshuggah
to
start
a
mesh
company
in
boston
massachusetts,
very
specific
jokes
targeted
at
certain
members
of
the
audience,
austin
barston,
not
too
good.
With
my
accent
I
apologize
and
from
now
on.
I
don't
want
to
hear
anyone
talking
about
encapsulated
packages.
B
A
Message
in
a
bottle,
I
wasn't
actually
expecting
to
go
full
on
william
shatner
with
the
karaoke.
I
could
probably
do
better,
but
I
haven't
had
any
water
this
morning
we'll
see,
but
that
has
given
me
an
idea
to
burn
a
couple
of
conference.
Talk
minutes
here
to
talk
about
some
karaoke
that
we
might
be
able
to
expect
from
some
of
our
projects.
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B
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A
We
should
start
a
company
and
make
mescheri
lee
if
you're
here
we
could
try
into
the
great
wide
open
service
mesh,
but
that
seemed
like
it
would
be
a
few
too
many
words,
and
I
will
let
you
all
know
that
I
tried
really
hard
to
come
up
with
something
that
rhymed
with
console
that
wasn't
tonsil
and
there
are
a
couple
of
like
kid
songs
about
taking
out
one's
tonsils
and
so
on,
but
we
thought
we'd,
probably
let
that
one
slide
anyway.
I
sound
a
lot
better
on
the
kubernetes
podcast
every
week.
A
A
I'd
like
to
say
thank
you
to
our
diamond
sponsors
to
tetrate,
which
I
think
is
something
that
I
did
with
a
pipet
when
I
was
in
chemistry
class
at
school
to
solo,
who
promised
me
that
they're
not
named
after
the
star
wars
movie
that
we
collectively
forgot
existed
and
to
buoyant,
who,
I
don't
think,
have
made
enough
hay
of
their
name
link
of
the
floature
services,
something
about
floating.
Whatever
floats
your
boat.