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From YouTube: OFFLINETV INDOOR BEACH DAY

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Lily has been drawing faces in sand for a decade...
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👕 Merch & Apparel:
• OfflineTV - https://offlinetv.com

📸 Follow OfflineTV:
• Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/OfflineTV
• Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/OfflineTV
• TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@offlinetv
• Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/offlineTV

📝 OfflineTV Roster:
• Scarra - https://twitter.com/scarra
• Pokimane - https://twitter.com/pokimanelol
• LilyPichu - https://twitter.com/LilyPichu
• Disguised Toast - https://twitter.com/DisguisedToast
• Michael Reeves - https://twitter.com/michaelreeves

🎵 Music:
• DEXTER KING ft. Alexis Donn - Only You

🎨 Art:
• LilyPichu - https://twitter.com/LilyPichu

🎥 Producer & Director:
• Brodin - https://twitter.com/brodinplett

🎞️ Editor & Manager:
• Dunois - https://twitter.com/DunoisKR

#OfflineTV #Beach #Summer

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No one's doing the intro we're tired of being cramped at home all day, so today we're playing beach games, we're in the basement, all right, guys, listen up, broden made beach games for us and I'm gonna be the judge.

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I am accepting bribes at any given point just yell it out. First thing is gonna, be beach ball bounce.

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In beach, ball bounce try and keep up the ball for as long as possible without using any three body parts consecutively. This means you can use both hands for two hits, but cannot use either hand for the third, whoever lasts the longest time wins and pokey has a pass because she's wearing a dress on your mark.

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Five seconds.

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What is this, what am I carrying ready.

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I want you to know that I start.

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No, you didn't wait for me: okay, yes, no! No 8, 36,.

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Whoa, can I do a practice round too wait.

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That was a lot of build up for this with you getting a different.

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Set of clothes on perfect steady, go.

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Oh okay, I got this honey.

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In first place, iman second place is michael third, place is lily, and the fourth place temporarily last place.

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All right guys welcome to round two. You guys made it past round one! Congratulations! What.

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Do you mean now.

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The next round we are doing here is called digging for treasure in treasure: hunt big four coins in your sand pit out of 80 possible coins. Whoever collects the most win, whoever has the most coins by the end of five minutes will be the winner.

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I feel like it's really long. You re-record yourself saying that then oh.

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Whoever has the most.

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Coins at the end of three minutes will.

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Be the winner, are you guys ready, yeah.

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I'm not ready, are you ready? Can you call down like.

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Three two minutes: one minute left 30 seconds like that. I.

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Will for one starbucks drink uh on your mark? Get set lily's not set, go.

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Oh they're, actually not like fake coins. Oh my god, your pennies out of this wallet, I thought you were.

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Listen I'm only halfway through pokey.

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You guys have one minute.

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What okay, you know what I should do: five minutes.

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No, no, no! No just keep thinking. I know this sick man like I do it's in the middle. Why did I get a octopus.

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This is actually quite funny. It's 30 seconds hard five seconds. Oh three, two one.

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There's no way I lost I'm the.

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Coin collector the pirate king lily. How much? How many did you get? I got sixteen sixteen totally peachy.

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How much did you get 23. 23., all right, michael. I got 34. wow what hey scara, how much no wait.

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Wait wait. I'm gonna recount everybody.

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One two three, four five.

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Six: seven: eight: how do you.

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Goes to the beach without a metal detector because he's his own metal detector, okay,.

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All right, congratulations and round two goes to michael, oh good,.

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Isn't it crazy how this is alive is.

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It right now, no.

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I mean I'm sorry, I was alive. Okay,.

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For the final round, we are going to be making sand castles so either or who would be for sand castle buildings. The two main criteria for judging will be height and artistic creativity. Whoever builds the best sand castle wins.

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Ref lily's already starting no, no, no.

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All right guys welcome to the final round. You guys are gonna, be building sand castle. It's gonna be two of criteria or sorry.

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Gingerbread thing, I guess, yeah.

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I nerfed it. I nerfed it.

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Throw ice cubes out of the stump on it. That's the attack. You can stomp on someone here. It was a long sorry.

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My house burned down classic strategies to gather your resources at the center okay. Why? Somebody, you guys are making mountains, not castles.

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Yeah, I don't know what what is castle yeah.

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Like the castle look, this could be called the underground. You said.

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Tall, it's just one of them: okay, well, mountain wise, it looks like lily is the most behind no she's making a dog.

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You guys are all mountains right now. Grow mountains.

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Referee make your decision.

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Gary you're, the most behind I'm sorry.

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Okay, sorry give scarlet attack fish. What is this go ahead?.

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Go go: go with what tammy.

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Oh you just got fished. My god person who looks the most behind is lily. How many dogs are you making? So, oh I'm not making dogs anymore. Oh don't.

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I don't want it again, I'd.

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Be looking kind.

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I'll make it easy. It's michael, okay he's got a short mountain ah star. You can't see past the surface to what's uh the potential underneath the sand. The.

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Attack crap wait.

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How come I got a fish and he got a crap. It's fine pokey, it's behind on the shelf. Okay,.

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Oh, my god, it's dead, no.

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Good situation ever started, this is.

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Game is extending the attack crap.

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Excuse me, sir. um You are supposed to attack your opponents with the crab. Oh.

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Lily's getting challenged now what crab you got crab. That's.

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That's the centerpiece. There we go yeah yeah. I was like that's the.

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Center, oh now I have more verticality in my in my artistic.

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Design, I've been watching hannibal lately, and this is oh no.

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I shall call you jeffrey.

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This is the next attack.

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Yeah, I don't even know what this is attack, something all right, guys, we're tired next attack around right now lily is the most behind height wise. I mean it's pretty artistic, but it's not very tall, so lily you can choose who you want to toss this thing to wait.

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Like she attacked herself.

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A stencil's not working how.

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Do you use the secret ingredient, my secret technique? I wonder how you guys are going to beat my height.

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What the oh yay here.

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Attack what is it looks like.

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A length are those muscles.

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Oh, my god, into.

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Lily's head remember when sparrow.

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Hit your things punky, oh I'll, never forget.

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That's really hard today, yeah holy ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four three two one.

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No michael, no, no!

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Does the flag in my castle count as verticality.

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If there's like, if you slide like a starbucks drink with it,.

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I'm not gonna give you a starbucks string for an.

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No, all right so based off height in last place, lily pichu, jonathan.

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Won't like hearing stop.

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It for height, michael, you should have made it.

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Accurate to realize oh.

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No for a second, what.

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So you want to, for.

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The first time zara in first place with 19.1 wow.

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Even without the flag.

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Tell me about your piece and what the.

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Title it's: um it's called the island of the faces. I've named each and every one of them that here over there is andrew, it's jonathan, it's bartholomew the big one over there is uh alexandria and that's jeffrey and that's anthony anthony's, looking kind of cute hey! My name is this is little david mom.

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I can make one after you, avon.

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In fourth place for artistry I'll, give you a this is seven out of ten for artistry. That's.

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Pretty good, that's.

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Legit come on. Can you please give me the title of your piece and explain as well? Yes,.

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So this is money mountain, oh, hence,.

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The coin: the coin, a six out of ten I'll, take it outside.

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Is big fat and you can see that there's this in the middle and then actually written in the sand is the title of the piece. If you want to like look over, we also have crab crab hands as the parentheses on it, and I use the crab claw to sculpt like the head of the oh.

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Hit the top the tippy top as well so yeah. It.

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Is very well sculpted. Thank.

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Say- and I do like that, you added the crab legs as a quotation, and you know she was gonna say I do like some coffee.

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Not on camera, I can appreciate the effort and the sculpting of it and.

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um That's gonna be an eight out of ten. Oh nice yeah, okay,.

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One over I learned that the.

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My piece is called a crouching crab, hidden dragon.

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The explanation hold on, I just need to add some water to reveal all the crap.

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It's like a dessert place who just melted their beer.

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The hot chocolate ball yeah yeah yeah.

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Nine out of ten.

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A nine wow.

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Zoom in on that face over there.

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uh Thank you guys again, all for participating and in fourth place.

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She doesn't know what she's doing. What do you think that's wrong? Yes, actually, in the middle of this third place, I'm on oh really get it done.

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We actually have a tie huh for first place and scar. Congratulations. You guys have both tied for first place.

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Guys have a prize for today. Actually, what.

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Get to take home yeah.

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That actually looks really good.

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Smells pretty good the is it octopus or squid. That's.

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Might talk about that's all.

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The octopus and fish yeah, the octopus and fish that we had earlier.

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Tastes pretty good. Do you taste sand.

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Okay, can I get a piece for you? No, no, no, no you're, not gonna, like it honey.

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Starts you start eating uncooked from the ocean and then you just have a.

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New kind of coconut.

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Thank you for watching the offline tv beach episode me and scara are their queens of the beach yeah, the queens of the beach yeah, I'm gonna work.

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Own is a terrible.

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You're quaking he's quaking harder in my life you're gonna pop the uh my.