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From YouTube: Mullet Movie
Description
this is a documentary on the mullet
C
B
The
mullet
dates
all
the
way
back
to
the
dawn
of
human
civilization,
where
the
Neanderthal
man
was
clearly
depicted
with
a
short
on
top
and
long
and
back
hairdo.
Ancient
Egypt
also
embraced
the
moult
lifestyle.
Their
molds
were
woven,
wigs
cut
short
over
the
scalp
that
precisely
followed
the
contours
of
the
wearer's
head
later
came
the
Celtic
mullet,
which
is
the
ancestor
of
modern
day,
bikers
wrestlers
and
heavy
metal
drummers
after
the
fall
of
the
Roman
Empire.
B
However,
they
cut
made
a
comeback
with
the
Visigoths
and
the
Vikings,
supporting
it
from
the
12th
century
to
the
14th
molt's
were
out,
hairstyles
usually
consisted
of
putting
bull
haircuts
or
shoulder-length
hair,
but
by
1465
the
mullet
pageboy
cut
became
all
the
rage,
but
after
that
the
mullet
was
lost.
People
were
very
short
crew
cuts
and
after
wore
wigs,
but
in
the
18th
century
the
bowl
made
a
proper
comeback.
It
was
called
the
romantic
bullet
and
was
considered
worn
by
real
men.
Not
until
the
rock
era
did
the
mullet
returned
to
its
full
glory.
B
This
is
seen
in
rock
also
mega
hauls,
best
breeding
grounds,
truck
stops,
pool
halls,
rock
clubs
and
body
shots.
The
Nashville
this
is
the
essential
cut
for
your
common
redneck
fits
neatly
when
you're
down
shifting
18-wheeler
the
modern
rock
bike
messenger
by
day,
rock
God
by
night,
the
classic
rock
still
by
level.
B
After
all
these
years,
the
relief
pitcher
lean
and
mean
the
relief
pitchers
talent
takes
him
from
the
trailer
park
to
the
major
league
ball
pen,
as
he
strikes
some
Mountain
in
the
bottom
of
the
ninth,
his
bane
flows
from
the
back
hoes
cap,
every
strand
of
hair
cleaning
with
hope
so
hot
and
soccer
ball.
There
is
no
more
fearsome
sight
than
the
center
forward
coming
straight
at
you,
his
mullet
dresses
blinding
the
defenders
around
him,
the
English
mullet.
B
This
mullet
stands
tall
in
an
uncertain
world
as
showing
the
ever-changing
fads
of
cool
Britannia,
the
movie
star
always
ready
for
the
close-up.
This
mullet
transforms
the
everyday
matinee
idol
into
a
death-defying
wild
men,
ideal
for
car
chases,
love
scenes
and
any
cinematic
moment
that
requires
a
little
extra
in
the
back
blady
more.
The
mole
isn't
just
a
guy
thing:
it's
today's
hairstyle
for
the
women
on
the
go.
The
executive
for
the
rebel
with
the
washroom
key
here
is
the
ultimate
dual-purpose
have-your-cake-
and-eat-it-too,
hairstyle
short
for
when
you
face
the
boss.
B
Long
for
when
you
turn
your
back
on
society,
the
mullet
dog
some
will
simply
rise
above
the
rest.
Deluxe
is
what
you
need
when
totally
over-the-top
isn't
quite
enough,
the
almost
mullet,
it's
a
pitiful
sight,
men
and
women
who,
like
the
courage
of
their
convictions,
curbing
the
natural
impulse
to
let
their
hair
down
as
long
as
you
with
me,
they
gonna
find
this
funny.
C
E
Like
when
I'm
wearing
a
mullet,
it's
like
you
look
at
me
and
you
take
me
seriously.
You
don't
want
to
see
me
in
a
dark
alley.
You
get
it
and
then
I
turn
around
and
that's
you
know
it's
just
fun
serious
fun,
serious,
it's
kind
of
good
for
a
hair
duster,
because
you
really
didn't
have
to
work
for
the
full
price
cut
the
front
lead
the
back
$30.