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From YouTube: Who's on First?
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Abbott and Costello perform the classic "Who's on first?" baseball sketch in their 1945 film "The Naughty Nineties" first performed as part of their stage act. Still find this really funny
A
Sebastian,
please
don't
interrupt
my
act.
I
didn't
see
the
lights
now
I
forgot
about
the
world.
Are
you
doing
right?
Why
interrupt
my
act
like
this?
Look?
Mr.
Boies
I
mean
after
all,
if
you're
in
a
ball
park,
they
always
so
peered
some
pop
coins
and
things
like
that.
I
know
that
Sebastian,
but
not
in
front
of
a
I.
Think.
A
Will
you
excuse
me
from
there
please
thank
you.
What
do
you
want
to
do?
Love
the
supporters
right?
What
are
you
doing?
How
you
love
baseball,
where
we
all
love
base
when
we
get
to
st.
Louis?
Will
you
tell
me
the
guys
names
on
a
team,
so
I
go
to
see
them
in
a
st.
Louis,
ballpark
I'll
be
able
to
know
those
fellows?
Well
now
he's
alright
folks,
oh
I.
A
Suppose
one
is
OK
about
baseball.
Will
you
stand
still
pick
up
your
head?
Don't
pick
up
your
head.
Ok,
then
you'll
go
and
peddle
your
popcorn
and
don't
interrupt
the
act
anymore.
Yes,
sir,
all
right,
but
you
know
strange
may
seem
they
give
ball
players
nowadays,
very
peculiar
names.
Funny
names
nicknames
pretty,
not
as
funny
as
my
name
Sebastian
Dinwiddie.
Oh
yes,
yes!
Yes,
on
the
st.
Louie
team,
we
have
that
who's
on
first,
what's
on
second
I,
don't
knows
on
third,
that's
what
I
want
to
find
out.
A
I
want
you
to
tell
me
the
names
and
a
focus
on
a
single
theme,
I'm
telling
you
who's
on.
First,
what's
on
second
I,
don't
knows
on
third,
you
gotta
fill
his
names.
Yes!
Well
then
who's
playing
first
yeah
I
mean
the
fellows
name
on
first
base,
who
the
fellow
playing
first
base
for
Saint
Louis,
who
the
guy
on
first
base.
Who
is
on
first?
What
are
you
asking
me
for
I'm,
not
asking
you
I'm
telling
you
who
is
on
first
I'm
asking
you
who's
on?
A
First,
that's
the
man's
name,
that's
whose
name
yeah
go
ahead
and
tell
me
the
first
base
who
is
on
first
base
when
I
first
said
right,
then
who's
playing
first,
absolutely
when
you
pay
off
the
first
base,
where
every
month
who
gets
them
on
every
dollar
of
it,
why
not
the
man's
entitled
it's?
Who
it
says
so
who
gets
it?
Why
shouldn't
he?
A
After
all,
the
man
earns
it,
who
does
absolutely
well
I'm
trying
to
find
out,
is
what's
the
guy's
name
on
first
base.
What
is
on
second
base
I'm,
not
asking
you
who's
on
second
song
ferdy's!
That's
what
I'm
trying
to
find
out!
Don't
change
the
players.
Well,
I'll
change
your
nobody,
hey
kitty!
What's
the
guy's
name
on
first
base,
what's
the
guy's
name
on
second
base,
I
am
NOT
asking
you
who's
on
seconds
on
first
I,
don't
know
he's
on
third
we're
not
talking
about
him.
A
How
could
I
get
off
third
base?
You
mention
his
name
if
I
mention
a
third
base
was
name
who
did
I
say
sprain,
third,
no
who's
playing.
First.
What
do
you
want
me
to
do?
What's
the
guy's
name
on
third
thing,
what's
on
second
I'm,
not
asking
you
who's!
That
second
was
on
first
I,
don't
know
he's
on
third,
there
I
go
back
on
third
again.
Well,
I
can't
change
their
names.
Will
you
please
stay
on
third
base?
Mr.
Broadway?
Now?
What
is
it
you
want
to
know?
What
is
the
fullest
name
on
third
base?
A
What
is
the
fellows
name
on
second
base?
I'm?
Not
asking
you
who's
that
seconds
on
first
I,
don't
know
third
base,
you
got
an
outfield
brochure,
st.
Louis's
got
it
absolutely
now.
Let's
feel
the
snake.
Why
I
don't
know
I
just
thought,
I'd
ask
but
I
just
thought:
I'd
tell
you
then
tell
me
who's
playing
left
field,
always
playing
first,
a
yeah
and
explain
things
out
here:
I
wanna
know.
What's
the
fellows
name
and
let's
see
what
is
on
second
I'm,
not
asking
you
who's
on
second
is
on
first
I,
don't
know
third
base.
A
Take
it
easy
man,
another
fielders
name.
Why?
Because,
oh
he
centerfield
he's
dead.
Will
you
pick
up
your
hats,
peas
and
pick
up
your
head
and
stop
this?
Yes,
I,
don't
know
you
got
a
pitcher
on
the
team.
Wouldn't
this
be
a
fine
team
without
a
pitcher
I,
don't
know
coming
up
pitchers
name
tomorrow,
you
don't
wanna,
tell
me
today
I'm
telling
you
man
and
go
ahead
tomorrow.
What
time?
What
time?
What
what
time
tomorrow,
you
gotta
tell
me
who's,
pitching
I!
Listen,
who
is
not
pitching.
A
Who
is
all
great,
your
lab,
you
say
who's
on.
First
I
come
up
here.
Nice
I
want
to
know
what's
the
pictures
name.
What's
on.
Second,
you
gotta
catch
him,
yes
catch
his
name
today
today
and
tomorrow,
spit
see
now
you've
got
it.
That's
all
st.
Louis
has
got
a
couple
of
days
on
I.
Think
don't
like
it!
Okay,
all
right.
A
What
do
you
want
me
to
do?
Got
a
kitchen?
Yes,
I'm,
a
good
catcher!
You
know,
I
know
that
I
would
like
to
play
for
the
st.
Louis
team.
Well,
I
might
arrange
that
I
would
like
to
catch
now,
I'm
being
a
good
catcher,
tomorrow's
pitching
on
the
team
and
I'm
catching
yes.
Kamara
throws
the
ball
and
the
guy
up
punched.
The
bogus
now
when
he
bunts
the
ball
me
being
a
good
catcher
I
will
throw
the
guy
out
at
first
base.
A
A
Actually,
who
has
naturally,
naturally,
naturally,
okay
you've
got
I
pick
up
the
ball,
I
throw
the
next
right.
No
you,
don't
you
throw
the
ball
the
first
face,
then,
who
gets
naturally,
okay,
I,
throw
the
ball
the
natural
diamond,
you
throw
it
the
whole
next
week.
No,
that's
it
say
it
that
way.
That's
what
I
said
you
did
not
I
said
I,
throw
the
ball
turn.
Actually,
don't
you
throw
it
to
who?
Naturally,
yes,
so
I,
throw
the
ball
to
first
base
and
naturally
get
oh,
you
throw
the
ball.
The
first
base
truly.
A
Next
I
will
say
it
that
way:
it's
where
I'd
say
get
excited
now,
don't
throw
a
ball
the
1st
base
and
who
gets
it
now,
don't
get
excited?
Take
it
easy
now,
I
throw
the
ball
to
first
base,
whoever
it
is.
That's
the
ball,
so
the
guy
runs
a
second
who
picks
up
the
ball
earth
knows
that
the
what
what
first
I
don't
know,
I,
don't
know,
throws
it
back
to
tomorrow
a
triple
play.
It
could
be
another
guy,
get
something
it's
a
long
fly
ball
to
be
cause.